Season eight of South Park yields 14 new episodes with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Oh, My God, They Dont Kill Him Kenny. This years exercises in uproarious raunchiness include Good Times With Weapons (homegrown anime, complete with ninjas and supernatural powers); Up the Down Steroid (Cartman enters the Special Olympics -- and loses); The Passion of the Jew (Mel Gibson demands to be flogged good and hard when he comes to town); You Got F*cked in the Ass (a tender tale of tragic tap dancing); AWESOM-O (the story of a boy and his killer robot); The Jeffersons (reverse racism for fun and profit); Goobacks (South Park meets The OReilly Factor); Douche and Turd (dont ask); Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (the revenge of the chain-store consumers); Pre-School (how to drench a firestarter); Quest for Ratings (in which Super School News peps things up with panda bears and gratuitous sex); Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (Paris Hilton buys Butters -- or is it Mr. Biggles?); Cartmans Incredible Gift (dont ever screw with a psychic detective); and Woodland Critter Christmas (mountain lions vs. messiahs). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide